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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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