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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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