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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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