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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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