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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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