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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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