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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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