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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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