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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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