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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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