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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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