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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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