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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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