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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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