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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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