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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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