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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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