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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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