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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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