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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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