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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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