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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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