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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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