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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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