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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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