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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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