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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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