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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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