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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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