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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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