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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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