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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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