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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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