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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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