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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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