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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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