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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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