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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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