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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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