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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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