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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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