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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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