Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.