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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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