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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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