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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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