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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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