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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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