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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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