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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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