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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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