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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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